"I fucking hate you asshole"
My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonalds, I’ll have it my way and you’ll be lovin’ it
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
do you ever look at yourself and think ‘aw cute’ but then walk two feet into a different lighting and think ‘omg nvm’
plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner